Old men are interested in sex. You can be sure of that. The interest in sex starts before grade school and never stops--for old men.
The difference is one of emphasis. Young men are participants but some old men are ex-participants. That is the difference. But old men are always hoping for a re-cooperative miracle that doesn't cause blindness, hard attack, stroke, or--
VIAGRA®
Viagra® is commonly used by men of all ages. However there are some side effects. Here is what sometimes, or perhaps rarely, happens in the bedroom:
MAN: Sorry, Dear. I have a headache.
WOMAN: Honey, what happened to your face. It's as red as a--I'm calling 911! Now don't move until the ambulance gets here. I'll get you an ice pack.
WOMAN: Damn it George! You threw up on me again! Ugh!
MAN: Turn off that light. It's blinding me.
MAN: I wish you would get rid of that BLUE bath powder.
MAN: Where in the heck are you? I can't see a darn thing.
WOMAN: My goodness! It's been four hours. You can't answer the doorbell like that. I'm calling the doctor.
WOMAN (screaming): George, for heaven sakes are you crazy? Put that nitroglycerin away! I'm not having an affair with George Livingston. Set that darned hearing aid on HIGH. What I said was, "Do you want to go to the State Fair with Mary and George Livingston."
NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Old men spent tons of money on "safe and natural" sex supplements. Some don't work. Some work when they first come out because the ingredients are good but then sag in performance when the company can not meet the demand. Enzyte® is one that never works because it has the wrong kind of Ginseng according to an article at CBS News: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/23/health/webmd/main645232.shtml. CBS News is not the only source reporting that the stuff doesn't work.
I got a call from Enzyte®. The lady that called me, a professional, wanted to know if it worked for me. I said, "No, but my canary loves it. He's having a fling with the neighbors cat."
THE PROBLEM
Some old men can't take prescribed drugs like Viagra® and they have not had good results with supplements even though there doctor said it was OK to give the supplements a try. Therefore, as a public service I suggest the following activities to replace sexual activities for these old men:
● Go out on a clear night and study the cosmos. Buy a telescope to enhance your enjoyment. Hey, You! Don't be lowering that telescope to the woman's dorm at the local junior college.
● Join the Walk-the-Mall program at your local mall. Hey, You! Stop taking your rest periods in front of the Victoria's Secrets lingerie display window.
Well, you've got the idea.
The End
copyright©2007 John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.
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